A lake with no bottom.
A biker gang with matching vests.
And a cryptid that might just be real.

When Max Tillman drags Crash Calloway out for a “peaceful” fishing trip, things go sideways fast—thanks to a legendary lake monster, a territorial biker club, and a string of increasingly bad decisions. “The Smetty Affair” is a standalone misadventure set between “The Coal Devil” and This Ain’t Roswell, where the fish are biting, the beer is warm, and nobody’s getting their deposit back.